SURBITON

Really cool Surrey town in outer London with beautiful Victorian grand architecture, river location and quick access by fast train to central LDN.

Surbiton is great for fine dining and river walks

by .l April 29, 2014

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018

carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

by kareemo February 3, 2006

Cow Surfing

Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.

Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!

by ERROR_NAN July 28, 2010

vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave

Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"

by roscoeuk April 7, 2015

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

Scrying

When someone is upset, sad or mad and is shouting and crying at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see Erika today.
Guy 2: No why what happened to her?
Guy 1: She was scrying.

by Definitianator November 13, 2011