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Surbiton girl 

This peng ass girl will often find herself in beef with another girls school as she has the boys wrapped round her manicured pinky finger. A normal Monday consists of asking "what the fuck even happened this weekend". Avoid any beef with these slags if you want to keep your head on your neck as these girls are known for biting back.
- omg who was that peng girl at the party?!
- that must have been a surbiton girl!
Surbiton girl by getwavedman420 January 5, 2017

Surbiton High girls

A literal slut but omggg they are hot as hell
bob: did you see that mature woman

steve: no you plonker that was a surbiton girl she’s probably 14 and very slutty. surbiton high girls are fit

surbiton high 

all the girls who go here are either super slaggy or super frigid. there is no in betweeen. they’ll either come to school with their skirts so short u can see their pants or have such long skirts that they must me a nun. rarely gets to see a boy in their sad little all girls school :)
omg did u see that girl? she must get all they boys

no dude she goes to surbiton high

oh, frigid or slaggy?

Slutty Surbiton

Posh girls that go around wearin barely nything. they are HOT.
Dave: whoa she looks yung 4 a slapper
bob: nah shes just a slutty surbiton!
Slutty Surbiton by yomonnnn March 19, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026