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hot singles in your area

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.
by Mondonodo January 23, 2014
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Single

Me
"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)
by Peggy shculer June 18, 2017
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single women in your area

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.
person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re
by £420.69 January 25, 2022
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mud shark sunglasses

Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.
Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.
by Cward81 January 26, 2018
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Sunglass Effect

The result of sunglasses improving the physical appearance of a woman by hiding the defining features (eyes) of the face.
"Damn that bikini girl with the big sunglasses looks so hot!"
Girl takes off sunglasses
"Oh my god! _____Insert Obscene Profanity____! I hate the sunglass effect."
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And not a single fuck was given that day

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"
by Duhonatron June 27, 2011
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hot singles

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