Suit Wanker 

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.

Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.

Suit Wanker by Daveclap! March 19, 2012

suit up 

1. To get changed from one's present attire into a suit

"Are we going to that party?"
"Of course we are Ted, so suit up!"

suit up by KenF March 14, 2006

Suit Saturday 

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.

Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!

Suit Saturday by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013

Suit Dan

The do something cheap, greasey, slimey and or underhanded. To Suit Dan someone usually involves ripping a close friend off.

Everytime I ask B for my money he signs off, I think he is pulling a Suit Dan.

Suit Dan by blntsbr May 27, 2009

suit rock 

The soulful, largely electronic music almost exclusively performed by British men in suits. Examples include Robert Palmer, ABC, Breathe, Johnny Hates Jazz, Rick Astley, and Living In A Box.

"I was in a bad mood until somebody at the bar put a bunch of suit rock on the jukebox."

suit rock by XLNZ March 29, 2017

Suit Down 

An alternative to saying "Shut down". It first originated from Rangerboard when a new member named Edmund K. Lo joined. He was often ridiculed and made the butt of every joke due to his lack of basic english comprehension. He finally snapped on February 16, 2004 and posted a new topic titled " I Am Sending An Email To The FBI To Suit Down Rangerborad???". Of course, no one took him seriously and used the thread as a way to ridicule him even more. He fought back with every brain cell he had but was eventually banned from the message board. Any member of Rangerboard can now view his "Suit Down" topic and it's sequal "Tard Wars" where he briefly returned as his "Agnet Mark Jame Brown" but he eventually banned himself and the thread was used to ridicule him again.

"You not Finis me off??? I Suit Down Your Zords BITCH???"

-Edmund's last words to the Power Rangers Megazords.

Suit Down by Power Bitch April 29, 2005

Suit Speak 

Words used by corporate heavies or upper management "Suits" to confuse, convince, intimidate, or otherwise baffle an office drone or "associate" into compliance. Sentences are riddled with buzzwords. Suit Speak is a kind of capitalist/office version of Orwellian "double speak". Words are made overtly complicated and then sanitized so that unpleasant matters can be discussed and disguised in a "politically correct" falsely optimistic way.

Associate A: "Man, there was a lot of suit speak at that meeting. You think anyone knows we're all going to fired in a week or so?"

Associate B: "What do you mean? I thought we were all being paid to engage in aggressive retraining opportunities so the company can refocus on cost effective outsourcing? I want to be a value oriented thought leader so I can embrace the new partner championed fiscal re-evaluation. That's good, right?"

Associate A: "Dude! Use your head... Get your resume ready."

Suit Speak by James Macklen July 31, 2006