A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
by Choda Boy 57 August 14, 2007
The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
by Chief of the Okhrana January 01, 2014
Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 10, 2011
He was suedeing while he was walking down the street
by Jeremy Todd October 15, 2007
by sparklesjennitals April 14, 2020
Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.
by TigerBigs February 01, 2021