Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.

Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey

by lalalalawl December 17, 2009

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

SpunkMonkey

A SpunkMonkey is cumming on a girls face then cutting your pubes off and sticking them to her face. lots off girls like a very hairy and cummy face. its gives them joy.

I gave monica a SpunkMonkey last night she loved it

by Dramalama November 11, 2015

Suck Monkey

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009

fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

SockMonkeyy

Someone who sucks at everything below:
Counter-Strike: Source
Life

SockMonkeyy: Silas

by [ME]vec August 25, 2008

Spunkmonkey

Someone who enjoys taking animal sperm on their forehead

My friend Liam is such a spunkmonkey. Did you hear about him and the goat the other day? That was disgusting!

by Jizzlamic State January 9, 2017