suckcess

1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck

Your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.

by who__cares May 16, 2009

sackless wounder

A male that has no back bone. Dose not stand up for himself. Acts like a bitch.

What a sackless wounder that guy was. Bet he has to sit when he pees.

by LOOK AT THAT MELON November 22, 2011

sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

by von groovy May 2, 2019

huni suckles

Sweet tasting partner

I love you my darling huni suckles

by Eamonnhark February 8, 2018

Suckness

Something that sucks above all else
The only word to describe something so terrible that it makes you want to run away in your undergarments
see sooner
Usually written as "the suckness"

"This DJ is majorly the suckness"
"That movie was the suckness"
"That girl is the suckness"

by Ysass November 14, 2004

suckcession

A series of epic fails.

In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.

by voodooKobra July 24, 2010

suckles

to be horrible or horrendous at something. comes from sucking and to suck.

eg. you see him play? he's fucking suckles.

eg2. good job suckles, you really blew that one.

by K Thedon July 6, 2007