suckatad

A person who, much like an Ethan, sucks tads for a living. Are you a suckatad? Probably. I am.

A suckatad looks you in the eye, and then you feel the slimy embrace of a tad in your right hand.

by BidoofMuncher.com September 7, 2017

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

suckamothafucka

a scream you let out when something is so painful that you cannot evensplit a word up

slipped one ice landed on my back and screamed suckamothafucka

by uttackle71 December 7, 2006

Suckamyballs

When you are tired of hearing the same useless crap over and over from some one and you are basically telling them to F.O.

I have had enough suckamyballs!!

by rat ass bastard September 10, 2010

suckamadiculous

When something is so absolutely ridiculous that it merits oral sex.

"The line at the train station was absolutely suckamadiculous. I should be repaid in oral sex for something so proposterous."

by Chicka! April 19, 2006

Suckagawea

A Native American slut.

"That red-skin girl gave me head last night. She did this thing where she tickled my balls with a feather."

"I need to hit that Suckagawea up."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 14, 2009

Suckamucka

An expression to nicely replace the harsh mutha f***a.

I can't believe you played that joke on me you suckamucka.

by Ms. F December 22, 2005