Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

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Planet Schmanet

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus

Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.

by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009

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SCHMANGO

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011

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Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

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Sukhman

A hot thicgirl who gets a lot of mans. Very beautiful, likes to be a hoe, cute and has a great personality. A lot of guys like her and she looks good no matter what. Sometimes gets mad but it’s okay cause she forgives easily.

“Yo I like that shordy”

“Really whats her name”

“That hot girl sukhman”

“Yo she was messaging me just a week ago”

by Lolllllllllll04 November 4, 2018

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