stubble gut

Painful contraction of muscles of the body which leads to frequent loose or liquid bowel movements.

Upon his arrival home, Antonio's dad did not have time to talk to Christoper Novation as he had a bad case of stubble gut.

by googling hoogling October 20, 2008

Stubble Bubble

An aggravated ingrown hair that has resulted in a whitehead or a cyst on the face.

That's a mad stubble bubble you got on your forehead fam.

by hc_0 September 2, 2021

Stubble Kink

Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:

-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat

-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.

-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.

Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.

“I didn’t know stubble could make me feel this way.”

“Duh. You have a stubble kink.”

by mallpretzles January 27, 2023

senior stubble

when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.

kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."

by misssunshine2523 February 25, 2009

cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018

serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005