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kenzo strangler

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler
by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011
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The Jimi Strangler

(Noun) The sexual act in which an individual possessing a penis and rectum engages in any form of activity that results in a pink sock. The pink sock is then pulled anteriorly and utilized as a personal masturbation and lubrication device on one’s own penis.
“Oh man, last I got railed so hard, that I was able to do The Jimi Strangler. Best creampie I have ever given and received at the same time, bro.”
by Spurm Burper April 21, 2021
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The Scranton Strangler

During a sexual encounter, choking your partner with both hands tightly while simultaneously gagging them with your member until completion.
“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻
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Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"
by simon June 18, 2006
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dick strangler

Someone who likes to jerk off a lot.
by hump me September 4, 2003
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Stoogle

Stoogle
Verb: stoogled, stoogling.
The act of stalking an individual by performing a Google search using their name. Contracted from 'stalk' and 'google'.

Noun: stoogler.
One who stoogles.
Usage: "I stoogled that girl I met at the bar last night and found a picture of her as well as where she works, lives, and went to high school."

Usage: "Don't give that tech nerd your name. He looks like a dirty stoogler."
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Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009
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