STROKER

A Porsche driving spanner wanker that still lives at home and complains how stressful his life is.

His a Stroker

by Strokermagic August 28, 2024

Stroker's Guilt

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.

by Dyzko November 12, 2016

stroker and hoop

- a show on cartoon networks adult swim
- what i call the undercover cops from GTA

Oh shit! I got fucking 4 stars and Stroker and Hoop keep ramming into me!

by 4thosAbout2rock November 25, 2005

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

stroker ace

the act of one man grabbing another mans genitalia in a sporting event.

did you see that? weirdo just pulled a stroker ace on the bjj mat!

by weeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww April 6, 2010

stroker poker

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.

Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.

by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012

Stroker-tunnel

Guys usually use this "name" to give a buddy a hard time. Insinuating that their buddy strokes them self a lot.

It is when someone strokes them self so much they may get Carpal Tunnel. Hence the name "Stroker-tunnel".

What's up? Stroker-tunnel!

by Mike B - San Jose March 2, 2005