stroketard

A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.

Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...

by juggling_my_identity March 6, 2009

Strokage

The subtle molestation of a fellow males arm (more specifically elbow)

Ex: I applied aggressive strokage to Coyotes bulging elbow as we made eye contact.

by Cockdickbutfuk October 22, 2018

strikeage

like mileage to a car w/ each mile tallied, it’s a tally of every babatreesh that gets struck

“yuup, another sheer striking.. add her to the strikeage”

by sretaw, trebor October 17, 2020

Strokelamia

A disease in which you have to jerk off and finger your butthole every day in order to survive.

Hey doc what’s the cure for strokelamia?
Jerking it and fingering yourself every day for the rest of your life!
Ain’t no skibidi way doc

by BobaWC August 10, 2024

strokage

the act of giving someone strokes

“i would just hold on to the couch so i can get maximum strokage”

by cheetolover33 July 8, 2024

Strokeathon

An extensive amount of stroking it...or masterbating. This usually involves ejaculating more than once.

Man: "Hey! Want to have a strokeathon?"
Man 2: "Yes, of course!"

by ErmHey August 27, 2025

Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.

That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive

by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024