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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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Shradded

The stage between being fat and shredded. When an individual has become strong but not absolutely shredded, and finished the bulking process. The individual will then commence the shredding stage.
"Wow you are looking Shradded"

"I'm so shredded"
"No you aren't, you are shradded mate"
by drapes22 November 27, 2014
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Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.
"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"
by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019
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Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010
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Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010
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straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.
I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.
by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009
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Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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