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Disney Story

1- Story made for general audiences to believe that it has a happy ending, but in reality (which is hidden from them), the story actually ends in tradegy.

2- To lie to someone by making the real story seem good or happy, when in reality it´s something baaaaaaaad.
1)
Pia: You know that movie that just came out?
Rithi: Yeah, Deerfield Beach High Musical! I love it, i has such a happy ending!
Pia: No it doesn´t, in the end the guy cheats on the girl and leaves!
Rithi: But it doesn´t show.
Pia: It does at the end of the credits.
Rithi: OH! No wonder…
Pia: That´s such a Disney Story…

2)
Ian really told Raquel a Disney Story when he said he was moving to Alaska, but he actually just wanted to break up with her.
by David/Franco/Kiity/ Archuleta January 22, 2009
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Bill Murray Story

Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.

A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.
A Bill Murray Story-

My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.
by Dyyne February 25, 2009
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Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
by Wantacow March 15, 2009
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toy Story

The most balanced movie of all time, and what made Pixar.
Loved by everyone, and puts Disney to shame.
by Biafra J August 14, 2004
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cool story brah

What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.
Michael: bro my mom got an std and she's in the hospial
Douchebag: cool story brah
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Hussain Story

A story characterized by its anticlimactic nature. Something was going to happen, then it didn’t.
Person A: One time I was in a boat and I thought it was going to capsize, but then it didn’t.

Person B: That was such a Hussain story.
by IsaacBananaBottom February 12, 2021
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Irish Story

A story, usually told by one of Irish descent, that may have a clear beginning and end but takes drastic, seemingly pointless turns throughout. The story is, in all likelihood, also completely bullshit, but not necessarily. Elements of the story may also just be exaggerated for comedic or dramatic effect, leaving the story to otherwise be truthful.

Popularized by the SleepyCabin Podcast, but likely familiar to anyone of Irish descent.
SleepyCast E9

NIALL: This is how tragic my life is: My dad used to take me out fishing, and we used to go about five times each summer for years, and we never once caught a fish between us. But, like, I was so bad at it that once, I pissed my pants, and my dad was so disappointed that we didn't catch a fish and that I pissed my pants.

ZACH: Did you piss your pants because you didn't catch a fish, or were you nervous? What'd you piss your pants for?

NIALL: I just pissed my pants.

JEFF: What is it with these stories Irishmen tell? "This one time I went to the lake and...I pissed my pants, then uh...someone threw a rock at me. The end!" I don't know what it is with these stories you guys-...you and Chris are like: "This one time I was running down the road, and there was a bug, and I stepped on it, and someone...spit in my eye. I had the worst day ever because someone spit in my eye!"

STAMPER: THAT'S SO TRUE!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!! Your stories are so all over the place!

NIALL: But...if you let me finish my story, it wouldn't be so all over the fucking place!

STAMPER: IT ALREADY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!

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STAMPER: Oh, my God, dude, Niall. If you were a hitman, you would be like, "Alright, so I went up to the top of the bell tower...and I had the guy in my sight...and then I put my gun down and I ate a chocolate bar...and then I went back and..." It's like, what does the chocolate bar have to do with you killing somebody? THOSE ARE IRISH STORIES!!"' (Irish Story)
by munchiesnOOb September 15, 2021
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