(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite May 21, 2011
Get the Calm Before the Stork mug.Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word "strong." Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin.
by Nastrael November 19, 2014
Get the stronk mug.This stonkonomist has got bitches and hoes due to his large amount of money.
When studying stonkemetrics at University you could be seen and known as a stonkonomist.
When studying stonkemetrics at University you could be seen and known as a stonkonomist.
by Rahalaban333 May 11, 2020
Get the Stonkonomist mug.by heeellllooooo thhheeeeeeeereee October 8, 2019
Get the stonks mug.A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019
Get the Stronke mug.Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
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