Stormtrooper

A very tall woman, a big bitch.

The bar was full of stormtroopers.
That big bitch was a stormtrooper!

by Vans January 6, 2005

Stormtroopering

In a frat house, bursting in on a brother who is currently having sex to hand him a beer.

Bros, stop stormtroopering me when my girlfriend's over. Its getting really annoying to stop in the middle of banging.

by deltathou August 24, 2018

Stormtrooper

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.

Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.

by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020

Stormtrooper

(n) A woman, usually tall or big, who enjoys walking on men's backs and trodding on their exposed testicles while wearing stilletto heels. In stormtrooper parlance, to "crush some glass" is to cause intense moaning or weeping by trodding on male genitals. Many stormtroopers hail from Wisconsin and Minnesota and other Northern states in the U.S. with cold climates.

"Watch out for Lucille...Daryll hooked up with her and said she is a stormtrooper."

by fancyfumbler February 7, 2010

Stormtrooped

A car that has been painted white and has white rims.

The opposite of a Murdered out a car is one that has been Stormtrooped.

by Zfly October 1, 2008

Stormtrooper

A woman that chooses to leave abruptly while being with friends and/or family out of anger. Typically angered, to everyone else, by an unknown source and trying to get her point across of the extent of her anger in hopes of being followed. This is a common method for Drama Queens.

Jim-
"Hey John, why did Susan leave so early from the party?"

John-
"She's a stormtrooper, and likes the drama when she leaves. I had to catch up with her to make sure she calmed down after Carol's comments."

by UnSubMan April 19, 2010

stormtrooper aim

The inability to hit the thing you're aiming for (or anything)

"Gary missed the enemy" "he must have stormtrooper aim"

by JediBanana July 30, 2017