Truck Stopped

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.

Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

Scoped

1) to have spotted or noticed something.

2) to spy on or check out to make sure its ok.

Ex. 1)
P1: come look, ive just scoped the fittest bird!!
P2: wow she is fit but ive seen better.

Ex. 2)
P1: i need to get to the shops but i dont want to bump into laura
P2: ill go scope it out to see if she's working today

by forder89 April 19, 2010

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008

Scoped

The act of catching someone preforming a non appropriate act or being caught while him or her is absent.

Yo, john just got scoped by Mr. Bartel in the gym.

by Jimmy Deans 360 July 20, 2017

stoned to the gills

being under the influence of a drug that's so profoundly altering your state of mind that you literally have no idea what's going on or who you are. Usually associated with hallucinogens such as LSD (Acid), Psilocybin (Shrooms), PCP, DXM, and Salvia.

Man, you were stoned to the gills last night after eating that ounce of shrooms.

by fatwhem January 14, 2007

White Girl Stoned

Giggly white girls who are so blazed that they cannot be quiet to save their fuckin life.

Wow that girl will not stop giggling. . yeah she's white girl stoned.

by yolaaadventures February 26, 2015

perma-stoned

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.

Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.

by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006