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stonewall

v. the act of a group of guys sitting around a table and a girl beneath the table giving one of the guys head. The guys then have to guess which one is getting head while all keep a straight face.
The seniors and the one freshman decided to play stonewall, aka the most fun game known to man.
by lovedasouth April 3, 2008
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Stonewall Jackson

When a girl sexually teases you but doesn't end up following through.
John: I fingerbanged her, but when I went to give her the old 1-2, she was being a Stonewall Jackson.

Mike: Oh.
by stumperfluff July 7, 2010
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slida stonewall

another female version of the "cock block"
Jillian was at the football game when Lisa came up and slida stonewalled her while she was mackin on some guy.
by asuchix October 6, 2007
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A high school in the middle of nowhere where the students are little know it alls and tell everyone their ghetto when their really rich snobbs..majority of the school is white but they dont like people knowing that because then it dosent make them look "ghetto"
Hey Johnny lets hop in my dads porshe and tell everyone i got it from drug dealing

my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!
by The Baj February 3, 2005
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stonewalled

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.
Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight
by anonymous November 29, 2004
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STONEWALL JACKSON

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension
"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"
by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010
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Stonewall

When someone acts as if a statement is a truth, when it is in fact completely made up.
Friend 1: Hey, that's the Stonewall Jackson statue.

Friend 2 & 3: Yeah, yeah it is.

(Upon viewing said statue, it is actually George Washington)
by The Charleston Three November 23, 2013
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