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Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.
Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)
by Dimedude December 19, 2007
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national stoners day

the national "holiday" for smoking pot and getting high when nobody really cares
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt
National stoners day is the most popular holiday among junkies.
by phaethon July 3, 2006
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stoners

an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.
You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.
by The Gibber April 22, 2008
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Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.
by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007
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Stoners

a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain",
but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes
with the Stoner lifestyle.

A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds!
a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments.
A stoner Celebrates marijuana.
A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3
a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing
the stash.
a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint.
A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in
Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly

830 am.
a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed.
a stoner is a collector of pipes,
bongs and other weird shiny contraptions
that can break easily.
a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being.
a stoner never asks what, but why or how.
But MOST IMPORTANTLY
a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible,
and Stoners are the best.
Girl 1: How can you get high before you go to work Kr0nikkka?

Me: Because i'm a Stoner, Girl 1, and thats what Stoners do!

<3 smoke weed everday <3
by KR0NiKKKA July 11, 2009
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tonerish

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque
My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender
by SRQDT October 7, 2011
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stonerific

(adj.)being a terrific person who also happens to smoke marijuana.
(adj.)something that is euphoric and quite terrific.
She's pretty stonerific.
That art show was stonerific.
by Tochtli Yohuac March 10, 2009
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