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Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
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Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms
My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper
by wildcard007 December 20, 2009
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Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.
That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack
by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018
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Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke
After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
by O'Shay June 17, 2008
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stoking

"Stoking" - verb - is the act of being "stoked". You can be stoking from something which has happened, is happening, or is about to. It's not fussy.
"Get a better pie. I am stoking right now."

"Stoking for the weekend..."

Fuck she was like a 10! Stoking much?
by Kate's Party Hire May 21, 2010
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Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.
Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher
by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010
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