A all around amazing who is super sweet and super cute and puts a smile on people's faces just being around them.He is super funny and very smart and athletic he is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he is super sweet and crazy. He love adventures and being outside.
by Katlyn jose foster March 31, 2019
Get the Stocktonmug. Being the ultimate bad ass.
John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.
by stocktoned February 12, 2014
Get the Stocktoningmug. A tiny, itty, bitty town in Southwestern Missouri. Often mistaken for Stockton, California. No stoplights. One grocery store. An average graduating class of 80 or less. Basically, where old people go to die. Oh, it has black walnuts, and a lake.
by Big City Dreams December 26, 2011
Get the Stocktonmug. Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.
by B- Didy March 31, 2004
Get the stocktonsmug. Aint no party like a Stockton party.
Stockton parties more than the amount of coke your parents did in the 80's.
Stockton? The city? No the BAMFS from the 616.
Stockton parties more than the amount of coke your parents did in the 80's.
Stockton? The city? No the BAMFS from the 616.
by THEKG5000 August 24, 2010
Get the Stocktonmug. When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.
by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014
Get the Stockton slapmug. A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.
by drot June 22, 2023
Get the Stockton Rushmug.