Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville)

Sacred Heart High School is a catholic middle/high school in Stittsville, Canada. Even though it’s in a rich area, all the girls are thots and all the guys (except for me btw) is a douche bag. One thing people are great at here is getting pregnant at 14 and getting high. The school rivals South Carleton High School which isn’t any better tbh. All students are basically required to wear Gucci cloths and yeezy shoes and flex on pretty much everyone even though they’re all fake and poor. The teachers are homophobic, racist, and sexist, especially the religion teachers. Everyone here wants to be black even though they’re all white. They all seem to think they’re part of a gang, most of them are racist, and they all sell drugs to the 7th graders.

Me: Why is everyone here a hooker/douche bag, oh right, it’s Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).

Person A: Why do all these people think they’re from the ghetto?
Me: They go to Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).

by LikliklikS3AN March 9, 2019

snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

by dlee December 3, 2004

stitch up

A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.

"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"

by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004

stitch up

To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)

Steve Totally stitched me up by shouting out I was molesting him on the train.

by J-san January 26, 2004

StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006