Dirty Stir

This is performed by sticking your finger in your ass and then stirring that finger in someone's drink.

As you hand a girl a drink, you say "I gave that a Dirty Stir for you"

by SC_Dude February 1, 2009

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

stirring the curry

When one has vigorous sex with a woman from the Indian subcontinent.

"Hey bro, did you hit that Indian girl from the club last night?"
"Yeah dude, I was stirring the curry til morning."

by jybigballs January 25, 2017

stir crazy

when you go nuts from sitting in one place too long, like when you get fidgety at the end of a 3 hour lecture. charicterized by repeating the same task over and over, fussing over everything, and percieving the clock as moving in slow motion.

i cant take this anymore, the class is another 10 minutes to go. I'm going stir crazy!

by maxzilla April 12, 2005

stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period.

Stir the paint is having sex with a woman while she's on her period, not one her period--ON her period fucknuts!

by Rocket1 March 12, 2012

Stir the Pot

When you take something that causes drama and use it to stir up more drama resulting in a good ol' laugh for the one stirring the pot.

Meghan loves to stir the pot when there is drama between Alex and Justin.

by queen dweeb April 6, 2017

stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

by userbits March 7, 2010