A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.
In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
by DGFab January 11, 2009
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Get the Semple mug.Stample is a descriptive, almost onomatopoeic, word to describe the act of being trampled on in a stampede. Usually by a herd of elephants, bison, or water buffalo.
This word comes in handy whilst on safari, or at your local rodeo when describing accidentally falling in to the steer corrall after a few drinks.
This word comes in handy whilst on safari, or at your local rodeo when describing accidentally falling in to the steer corrall after a few drinks.
by Melanie Carlson January 28, 2006
Get the stample mug.The act of a slovenly unkempt homosexual male with an erection chasing after a straight male(physically or metaphorically) in an attempt to dock with him.
"Man Kyle Blanton is such a steeplechaser."
"Dude Kyle you have been steeplechasing Mr. Timmer for far too long it's time to go after a different neckbeard."
"Dude Kyle you have been steeplechasing Mr. Timmer for far too long it's time to go after a different neckbeard."
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Get the Steeple mug.1) Poking / jabbing somebody up the bum with an object with similar shape to a penis.
2) A small village in Essex
3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.
2) A small village in Essex
3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.
1) He steepled me last night.
2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.
3) I can see the churches steeple!
2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.
3) I can see the churches steeple!
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