stromered

1.) a filibuster to prevent something meaningful from taking place.

2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will

3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.

4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.

"I was trying to talk to some chick last night & my boy Stromered me so hard. Shit."

by The grand. July 11, 2014

Slammered

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"

Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered

by NEYMAR January 27, 2016

stampered

A term used to describe when a CFL (Canadian Football League) team chokes for the second year in a row during the Championship game

The Calgary Stampeders stampered for the second year in a row

by CFL Football Fan December 7, 2017

Stammered

A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.

Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.

by Clayterman August 27, 2008

Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

by Evan SHort September 22, 2006

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

steelered

One who has been abused, battered, beaten up, punched or physically assaulted. Being physically abused, battered, beaten up or assaulted by a Pittsburgh Steelers football player, employee or a fan of the team. A domestic violence victim by a Steelers football player, employee or fan. To have been domestically abused by a partner/ spouse or former partner / spouse.

Person: What happened to your eye and face?
Person (usually a female): My boyfriend / husband and I got into an argument last night and he steelered me.

Cedrick Wilson was arrested, charged with assault and released by the Pittsburgh Steelers football team after he steelered his ex-girlfriend in a bar.

by JOHN100001 March 20, 2008