steely mcbeam

When a man gives a woman the business while wearing a hardhat and eating something from McDonalds (commonly a Big Mac) with his cock pained that weird silvery color popularized by costar of the american classic movie the wizard of oz, THE TIN MAN.

I gave this real drunk slut a Steely McBeam last night at Pendleton's.

by Brian B. and Matt P. January 1, 2009

steely eyed poser

A term used to describe someone who knows the lingo of all the real warriors, killers, and violence slingers... but has never really actually lived that lifestyle. One who has probably got some buddies or some mundane connections to that world and uses those befuddled connections to gain just enough knowledge to sound a little credible on the subject to others like him on blogs and such. The term is a play on words of the phrase " steely eyed killer" which is a way to desciribe those who are or who have lived the life of performance of violence and warriorship on demand.

Vague martial arts credentials, hazy claims of SEAL knowledge, LARPING and queer adoration for all things spec ops (without actually being spec ops) are definitely signs that you are dealing with a steely eyed poser. Or a 14 year old boy.

Blogger A- " Wow I did this blog. This guy is real high speed and he sounds just like those guys from the Predator movie. A real steely eyed killer, ya know?

Blogger B- "No, I bet he paints dolls and SEAL action figures. Probably more like a steely eyed poser."

by jrfwhoamreallymlk March 23, 2010

Steely Dan

a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.

Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!

by hhs.pickle.monster January 28, 2010

steely dan

Slang for the Steel Reserve 40 oz beverage, also called High Gravity, and 211. Steely Dan is by far the foulest tasting 40 commonly available on the market.
Steely Dan, like Mad Dog, is consumed by members of the Trinity KKD fraternity because only real men would willingly submit themselves to a Steely Dan.

You ready to meet Steely Dan?
Oh yeah, bring it on, I'm going to make Steely Dan my bitch!

by IHaveMetalTeeth May 1, 2007

steely mcbeam

When a man gives a woman the business while wearing a hardhat and eating something from McDonalds (commonly a Big Mac)

I gave this real drunk girl a Steely McBeam last night at Pendleton's.

by Brian B. and Matt P. January 2, 2009

steely-eyed missile man

A man's man. Especially a military man who is willing to place himself in harm's way for the good of his unit or its mission. Also, any man who weighs his own desires and aspirations against the needs and welfare of others less powerful than himself. Any male, protective provider capable of violence against those who would harm the weak, but not overly quick to "bring it."

Grandchild: "Why are Grandpa's hands so stiff and sore?"

Father: " 'Cuz he spent his life fighting in wars so you won't have to."

Grandpa: "Shut up, boy, you'll make him into a pussy."

Father: "Give me a break, Pop, I want him to be a steely-eyed missile man just like you."

by Il Dost May 1, 2010

steely dan

n.
1. a steel black wheel or tire rim that ricers think look cool, when in actuality are lame.
2. The rim underneath plastic wheel covers.

He was too poor for rims, so he stuck with the steely dans.

See that really slow civic? The one with the steely dans?

by Rooster Cogburn April 28, 2005