Spedophile

Something you call someone when they're not so smart and also like to touch children

"Man, President Biden is such a spedophile."

by Judge, Jury, Executioner January 21, 2021

Speedophiles

Creepy old guys who hang around in super tight swimming trunks.

You'll find loads of wrinkly old German speedophiles in European holday camps.

by ped333 August 5, 2010

spedophile

A retarded pedophile.

-the spedophile: *slobber drool* "Let me see your pee pee little boy. I want to touchy touch."

-little boy: "Mommy! The old retard is hitting on me!"

by Gina and Nikki October 26, 2003

Spedophile

A mentally challenged person who is a pedophile.

Mr. (name here) is a spedophile! Stay away from that freak.

by Pinters May 14, 2009

Spedophile

A simp, special ed, and pedophile all in one. The person you don’t want to be around.

People named Curran are usually a spedophile.

by CaptainSivDad March 23, 2020

spudophile

n. One who has an unusually large affection towards potatos, at times sexual in nature, especially mashed or potatoe salad. Symptoms include inability to control thoughts when spuds are in the room, excessive salavation, and willingness to transport spuds across county or state lines at any costs...

NIkki, a registered spudophile, becomes quite excited at the mere mention of left over potato salad.

by Alicia & Michelle September 22, 2007

Spedophile

a sped that likes anything that moves in a dress/shorts

spedophile = Special Education person that likes anything that moves in a dress/shorts

by unknown46876846486 May 15, 2009