Streasel

To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.

"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."

by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008

Creamy Steamer

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Sanchez Steamer

when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.

“Richard used the Sanchez Steamer on me last night. I’m happy we’re trying out new things ;)”

by testicle mary July 5, 2018

Steamed Buns

Ass checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. Usually from BDSM play and other dominance and submissive play.

Roger gave Tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

chin steamer

When you are giving oral sex and the receiver farts on your chin.

Hey girl did he go down on you last night? Ya I even gave him a chin steamer!

by CeeMe July 13, 2016