steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004

steamroll

when a bunch of people are sleeping in a row on the floor (or laying on a trampoline) and some obnoxious guy rolls over the top of everyone, generally causing discomfort. in the right situation, one can get steamroll-kissed, which is when you have no choice but to be face-to-face with the person rolling, and inevitably kiss them.

GUY1: thinks *haha im gonna steamroll everyone*
KID1: groan..
KID2: get off..
KID3: ow!
KID4: MUAH! *steamroll kiss*

by lockIN<33 May 17, 2010

Steamroll

Steamroll is when you roll over a person back to back so that no privates touch. Usually done at parties or when one is annoyed at another person.

I am going to steamroll you!

Get ready to get steamrolled

by UnknownPineapple January 21, 2019

steamroller

A powerful public official plowing a hooker in a high-priced hotel. Especially poignant if said official has made major career advancement fighting prostitution.

Elected Official: 'I'm a fucking steamroller, whore!'

by el mustachio March 19, 2008

Steamroller

A sexual act that involves the following steps:

- An individual shits in another individuals mouth.

-The "shitee" chews up the shit, spits it out, and rolls in it.

*Sung to the tune of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates*

Oh-oh here she comes.
Watch out boy, she'll chew it up
Oh-oh here she comes
Time for a steamroller!

by Slick Dick Lick October 3, 2004

Steamroller

When you're cuddling with a girl and you roll onto her with a boner and try and get her to judge your dick size.

I was trying to give that bitch a steamroller, but she just wasn't getting it and wouldn't tell me if i'm big or not.

by The Judge Mathis December 6, 2009

Steamroller

Man or woman shits on their sexual partner's chest and rubs their ass back and forth in the shit that's on your chest.

My girl gave me a steamroller last night, it was sweet!

by MentalEmotionalBitchAssh0le April 26, 2019