The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...
by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018
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by Bartledoo April 22, 2020
Get the Drainer and stainer mug.People who would have been better off left as a stain in their parents underwear. Usually pertaining to inbred hicks, rednecks and low-income housing dwellers with the mental capacity of a worm or other invertebrates, etc...
i)"wtf is that stainer doing driving a tractor down the highway at rush hour?"
ii)"Look at the group of stainers drinking beer on their lawn, sitting on living room furniture"
iii)whore-"Hey cutie, care for a face mask"
mother-"Stay clear of the stainers Billy, not until you're 12"
ii)"Look at the group of stainers drinking beer on their lawn, sitting on living room furniture"
iii)whore-"Hey cutie, care for a face mask"
mother-"Stay clear of the stainers Billy, not until you're 12"
by Word Burglar July 12, 2009
Get the Stainers mug.noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.
I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.
by Loganzo June 26, 2005
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by serch April 15, 2006
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“GET OUT MY ROOM YOU STAINER “ Stainer wank stain
“*stalls car*What a stainer ”
“GET OUT MY ROOM YOU STAINER “ Stainer wank stain
“*stalls car*What a stainer ”
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