statuary rape

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010

Statutory Rape

The act of an adult (18+), having consensual sex with someone under the age of 18 (varies from state to state, at least from 16-18), but due to state law, the minor cannot legally consent, so the adult gets fucked over for nothing even though no actual rape took place.

Even though my girlfriend is 16 and I'm 18 and she consented to us having sex, I was charged with statutory rape because her parents can't handle the fact that their daughter is a teenager with hormones and decided to try and send me to jail.

by Lateralusmaster October 11, 2011

holy statutory

this term is used when you come across a young female from the age of 16-18 years of age and is very beautiful, the statutory part is said due to the fact, that if you had sex with this female you may go to prison for statutory rape

holy statutory! look at the ass on that

by TheZeroNine June 13, 2006

Statutory Rape Van

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.

Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.

by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018

statutory gape

Looking at or being attracted to someone underage

Dude. look at that chick! She is smokin' hot!
Bro, she's like 12, wtf? Statutory gape much?

by twotimes May 10, 2010

Starstarstar

A fandom of Star trek, Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica invented by a Tumblr user. It's complete crap and satire but it could be big

"OMG I LOVE STARSTARSTAR!!"

by McTrubbins January 13, 2015

statustician

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.

That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!

by Astrapto June 9, 2011