Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Sarla

A Girl that is Loyal to her peers, never letting them down. A great friend need a shoulder? Sarla is the one. She pretty inside, out. She will never give up on anything. Has a unique sense of humor too. <3

Girl 1:I want to be Sarla .
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 3: She's everything I want to be.
Girl 4: She knows everyone in the whole school.
Girl 1: I'm so jealous.

by OnlySomeoneTheyKnow😘 September 17, 2017

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS October 20, 2008

Sharlaine

She is a classy city girl during the day but a wild party animal at night! She is amazing in bed, and can throw down in the kitchen. She is a classy lady that is confident but she is never arrogant, she have a vibrant personality. She is beautiful inside and out, she's a deep thinker, caring, and very seductive. She has focus and drive, she's ready to take on the world, with the help of a good man backing her up. Shes very smart too, she will always be surrounded by the best of the best.

Hey, its Sharlaine, she looks so sexy tonight!

I wish I was as smart as Sharlaine!

by HumbleBee November 14, 2013

Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.

Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!

by Just can't even December 17, 2016

Twoja Stara

in Polish: Your Mother (literally "your old")

Used usually as an abuse, often connected with an activity that sounds offensive, contemptuous or even absurd.

Twoja stara nie ma lokci. = Your mother has no elbows.

Twoja stara czesze sie schabowym. = Your mother combs with a pork chop.

Twoja stara nie ma dzieci. = Your mother got no children.

by sKURWEsyn May 5, 2009

Starbake

To smoke marijuana and drink a Starbucks frappachino right afterward. It allows a responsible stoner to actually be productive by being caffeinated and high at the same time.

Dude, let's go play disc golf but we have to Starbake first.

by Frankenderek September 26, 2011