Star Trek 

A show that normal people grew up watching. It rocks so much and the only thing that beats it is LOTR. Star Trek is a amazing show for smart and creative people. If you say dumb, your dumb and should probbaly get an imagination. Or a life. Not all people that watch the show are nerds, live with their parents, or are fat. In fact, only beyond cool people watch it. SO THERE!

By the way, The Next Generation is the best. Worf is the best, Picard is the best captain, and Enterprise is a shitty knockoff.

OMG STAR TREK IS ON! YES!
I LOVE DATA, PICARD AND WORF. Jonthan Frakes needs to learn how to act. Marina Cirtis needs to put some clothes on.

Star Trek by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004

star trek xi 

J. J. Abrams directed, 2009, eleventh movie in the Star Trek franchise, and an ultimately EPIC film.

Stars; Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Mr. Spock and Eric Bana as Captain Nero (the bad guy)

Also; Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Leonard Nimoy as Spock Prime, Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura, John Cho as Hikaru Sulu, Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov and Simon Pegg as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott.

Abrams put a time-travel storyline in so he could mix shit up abit and not have to be tied down to the already established canon details.

"Have you seen Star Trek xi yet?"

"Naah, I'm not a Trekkie, man!"

"Who cares, its a J. J. Abrams film, you'll be a Trekkie by the end of it!!!!"

star trek xi by jste July 2, 2009

star trek discovery 

A crappy show made by CBS. A cash grab that has damaged the star trek timeline and is just bad. It is the reason other crappy star trek shows exist.

Man have you seen Star trek Discovery?
Yeah!
It just is bad and is full of bullshit!
YEAH!

star trek discovery by Wizardkitty October 29, 2020

Star Trek 

Television series.

Premise; They use fake science words and stuff happens in space. Bonus, each episode features a moral to learn from at the end of the episode.

Drew, did you see how they used the hypersonic-gammaflange on last night's episode of Star Trek?

Star Trek by Fubia February 23, 2020

The Star Trek 

Similar to "the shocker" but only better...Instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" you go all in. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Which now puts your fingers in (from the official star trek movies/shows)...the "vulcan salute"... or "The Star Trek".

I met this crazy chick last night, she was begging for the shocker so I up'd my game, went all in and gave her "The Star Trek"

The Star Trek by DRod1216 September 29, 2011

star trek 

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

star trek by da original playa June 11, 2006

star trek nerd 

any guy who goes to Star Trek conventions, has seen just about every episode of every Star Trek franchise and speaks fluent Klingon, but has never even kissed a girl

Get a date, you pathetic star trek nerd!

star trek nerd by Anonymous June 11, 2003