wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

wide bathroom stance by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

wide stance Republican 

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

wide stance Republican by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

dumb n*gga stance 

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.

"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."

dumb n*gga stance by RokkNinja December 20, 2016

scorpion stance 

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

scorpion stance by Macktown July 15, 2018

Naked Mermaid Stance 

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

Naked Mermaid Stance by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

selfie stance 

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

selfie stance by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

Subway Stance 

The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:

The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)

The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)

THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)

THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)

Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"

CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"

Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"

Subway Stance by Subwayman April 25, 2010