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stalwart gambit

A maneuver in which one friend makes a sacrifice and talks to the ugly girls while the other friend leaves the group, creates an exit strategy, and finally rescues the first friend.
Dude, we pulled off a nice stalwart gambit last night. When you ran ahead, got pizza for both of us, and we left those girls waiting in line, I was amazed.
by MT and JM March 10, 2009
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Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.
"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"
by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009
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Jean stallard

Jean Stallard
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by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019
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Stalkarazzi

noun. - 1. a person who follows anyone around with their camera and start taking pictures.
2. a stalking paparazzi.

3. a psyco ex-boyfriend or boyfriend who has nothing better to do but just follows you around.
Verb. - 1. stalking and taking pictures at the same time.
example 1. My psyco ex-boyfriend is a stalkarazzi.

example 2. I am going to call the cops on your stalkarrazzi ass.

stalker, paparazzi
by Masina Leota February 22, 2009
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Stalkworthy

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.
by James November 1, 2004
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Stawkward

(adj.) The phenomenon that occurs whilst scrolling through a persons social media feed, for example Facebook, Twitter, but most commonly Instagram, and you accidentally like or favourite a status or picture that the above person posted a considerable period of time ago.
Man #1: "Dude, I was scrolling through Bridget's Instagram last night and liked her photo from a year ago, and now she refuses to follow me."

Man #2: "Well that's Stawkward!"

Stawkward: Comes from the verb Stalking, which means to pursue or approach stealthily, and also the adjective Awkward, which means causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.
by Gazzardo March 3, 2015
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slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible
I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.
by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010
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