salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

stalactite

A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.

I pulled out some of my butt hair trying to remove the stalactites I've accumulated.

by Jingleman August 20, 2008

Stalactite

a sperm icicle

"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."

by colonel Hogan May 20, 2003

Stalactite

Nose gold that hangs from the bottom of a desk in an office environment. May sometimes be found forming on the walls of cubicles. Formed regardless of whether a spectator is present. Sometimes contains trace amounts of fecal matter and/or ball cheese. Typically removed from the human nasal cavity, just shy of the brain, by stubby fingers.

After scratching his taint in front of an innocent bystander, Owen picked some nose gold and decided it would be a good idea to add to his stalactite farm under his cubicle desk.

by UndertheDeskTrade October 23, 2020

Subway Stalactite

n. A build up of organic material on the ceiling of an underground subway composed mostly of run off from broken or corroded sewer carrying pipes. It's generally black, white, or brown in color with spotting of one or more of the other colors. It resembles a underwater volcanic plume of carbonic material hanging in cave-like stalactite formations. Often beneath subway stalactite there is also subway stalagmite, with different properties than the supplementary subway stalactite.

Subway Stalactite may be a black, brown or white deposit of sewage or run-off forming plume-like organic spikes.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

Stalactite

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.

"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

stalagtite

Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.

Annie is my stalagtite

by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016