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Stanfield,NC

A very small town in central North Carolina. Reminds us of Mayberry. however it has a gas station, barber shop, and suprisingly, a biker bar. not too far from Charlotte.
Hey, I thought you lived in Stanfield,NC? "Yeah,thats what I said, I live in Stand-Still
by beansandtaters February 18, 2013
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StaffInfection

Mandatory Meetings held to pass useless information to supervisors / middle management / proles and design useless campaigns to "improve morale" while reducing headcount, increasing workloads and reducing pay/bonuses. Intent of the staffinfection is to have it evolve into Circle jerk but this rarely occurs as attendance is mandatory, and like an infection - no one wants to be around it.
The Leader announced at the staffinfection that he will be making (store bought) cookies for everyone to show how much he cares and wants to be loved and thought of as a bro.
Management announced at the staffinfection that although that staffing levels are 45% reduced and that there were record profits and more work to be completed, No positions would be filled and no overtime would be authorized / approved.
by Guacacado October 29, 2018
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Saffie

This is a slang word for the nationality South African.
Girl: "I'm from Cape Town!"

Boy: "Oh, so you're a Saffie then?"
by kspils September 30, 2011
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stiffie time

The meaning of the phrase 'Stiffie Time' comes mainly from the word stiffie.
Any time a man (or woman for that fact) is a little over-excited, it's a stiffie time.
Stiffie Time can also mean: Hard, or constantly horny.
1.) "Man, these beers are giving me a STIFFIE TIME right now!!"
2.) It's 'Stiffie Time' I think we should mate in that closet over there.
3.) "Don't hit that dude over there during 'Stiffie Time' he'll fuck you up!"
4.) What time is it? STIFFIE TIME!!!
by Stiffie Steve September 1, 2005
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Starfield Sneeze

When you sneeze all over your computer monitor you do a starfield sneeze. This is due to the refraction of red green and blue light in each droplet of dispursed saliva and the randomness produces a very colourful starfield effect.
"oh man! I just starfield sneezed all over my screen"
by the-tutor June 29, 2009
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Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.
Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.
by g0t4 May 19, 2011
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starfield

by Reuel Titus October 10, 2003
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