2 definitions by Guacacado
Mandatory Meetings held to pass useless information to supervisors / middle management / proles and design useless campaigns to "improve morale" while reducing headcount, increasing workloads and reducing pay/bonuses. Intent of the staffinfection is to have it evolve into Circle jerk but this rarely occurs as attendance is mandatory, and like an infection - no one wants to be around it.
The Leader announced at the staffinfection that he will be making (store bought) cookies for everyone to show how much he cares and wants to be loved and thought of as a bro.
Management announced at the staffinfection that although that staffing levels are 45% reduced and that there were record profits and more work to be completed, No positions would be filled and no overtime would be authorized / approved.
Management announced at the staffinfection that although that staffing levels are 45% reduced and that there were record profits and more work to be completed, No positions would be filled and no overtime would be authorized / approved.
by Guacacado October 29, 2018
A bosstator is an individual, who because they have obtained a position of "power" thinks they are god of the workplace and or able to issue whatever decrees or proclimations they desire.
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to move your desk, downstairs, to the basement" said the bosstator while getting his stapler back...
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to move your desk, downstairs, to the basement" said the bosstator while getting his stapler back...
"I can change your schedule anytime I want so I don't have to pay overtime" said the bosstator.
"No one can wear clothing that has words or pictures on it, ever" said the bosstator while wearing a sports jersey.
"No one can wear clothing that has words or pictures on it, ever" said the bosstator while wearing a sports jersey.
by Guacacado October 29, 2018