The Free Store

Also known as Wal-Mart, due to the fact that it is extremely easy, and common, for people to shoplift there.

"I need some lighters but I'm broke as fuck" - Poor college kid #1

"Dude, just go to The Free Store and take some" - Poor college kid #2

The Free Store by chafenstrafe July 20, 2011

Pee is stored in the balls 

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

remember pee is stored in the balls

Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019

Store Manager 

1. To be a company's complete bitch

2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at

3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.

1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week

2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...

3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works

Store Manager by Matt89052 May 25, 2008

state store

in Pennsylvania, one of the "Wine and Spirits" stores, since all of these stores are state owned

In Pennsylvania, one must buy wine and booze at the state store and beer at a beer distributor due to the state's dumb laws banning grocery and convenience stores form selling alcoholic beverages.

state store by Erickh July 18, 2007

dime–store philosophy 

Cheap, one-size-fits-all explanations about life. They consist of clichés, empty truisms and tautologies, and (often contradictory) platitudes.

Dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. Every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (Now they're Dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)

I run from the coffeehouse whenever that windbag shows up with his dime–store philosophy.

I'll take Crumb's cartoons over the banal musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.

dime–store philosophy by Applied Research February 11, 2009

Pickle Storked 

The feeling of being uncontrollably high. Everything around you is majestic and you're too happy to function. The feeling can only be achieved through massive intake of marijuana smoke. Not to be confused with "rackle knocked", pickle storked is a feeling of pure stonedom; It is not achievable when cross-faded.

Man, that was a massive blunt. I am pickle storked.

Pickle Storked by stonedasagoat December 11, 2011

Browse Store Blog Discord

The new first words you see on Urban Dictionary. The last word is to stem from the fact that UD now has a Discord server.

Man, I'm bored.
(sees Browse Store Blog Discord)
Wait, UD has a Discord server now? Man, I am joining it right away.

Browse Store Blog Discord by The Real Driller August 19, 2022