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smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
by neoclassique August 4, 2009
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Shorgan

When you have a bowl movement, there are organ pieces.
I shorganed some of my liver.
by Realist_99 March 6, 2010
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Snorg Tees

T-Shirt company that advertises all over Urban Dictionary, selling oh-so-ironic T-Shirts to kids who want to be counter-culture.

Their ads drive me nuts with their annoying, hipster-looking models.
Oh my god you guyz, Snorg Tees makes a T-Shirt with Boxxy on it. I bet it will still be cool when I grow out of my teenage asshole years.
by relates2395834694378 June 20, 2010
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Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.
I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.
by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009
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Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008
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Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshorts

That chick right there ------------>
What a piece of trash that girl is! She's a Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshorts!
by yugrepusile December 26, 2010
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