Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy

“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”

by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020

Squooscious

Rotten to the point of juiciness; richly disgusting. Figuratively, tawdry, gaudy, or tacky.

I believe I just stepped on a large, squooscious strawberry.

Refrigerate that sandwich before it becomes squooscious!

The hotel lobby needed major renovations, with its peeling wallpaper, musty carpet, and squooscious velvet upholstery.

by Mr. 511 January 28, 2021

Squoof

a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

Squodge

A squodge is similar to a squidge, but used in reply to one.

Girl (Runs up to guy and hugs him tight): Squidge!
Guy (Hugging back): Squodge!

by Graham!!!!! July 6, 2009

squod

Crotch area; usually refers to a man's junk, but may refer to a woman's genitals as well.

If you don't stop being a jackass, I'm going to kick you right in the squod!

by SquodMan September 4, 2007

squoogy

something that makes a squelching noise when touched, or something wet and squishy, which might ooze at times.

That banana's all squoogy!

by Sezza April 3, 2005

squoot

A combination of squee and w00t, formulated in Harry Potter fandom to express both:

1. Firm agreement

and

2. Fangirl/fanboy-ish excitement

The difference between "squoot" and the more commonly used "w00t" is in its element of fangirl/boy-ishness. Thus, it should be used mostly in a fandom context.

Squoot: when squee is too wimpy and w00t just doesn't cut it.

gunsnhandcuffs4ever: I heard Cassandra Claire just finished Draco Veritas!

malfoyluvr: omg, I can't wait to read it! SQUOOT!

by lisliasm January 28, 2006