Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.
Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.
You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?
You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?
by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007
Get the Squirting The Guac mug.When a female has been masturbating or having sex, she feels like she needs to pee. This is called an orgasm. The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!
as she carried on fingering her pussy and rubbing her clit, she felt the need to pee. She knew she was close and keep going. Suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her pussy as she did. Her juices going everywhere. She regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.
by girl who can squirt every time March 9, 2014
Get the Squirting mug.A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'
by tpaps October 4, 2015
Get the squishing it mug.Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
by Scary Cary February 5, 2009
Get the Squirting the bird mug.Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.
*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.
*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.
Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger
Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger
Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes
by conorob90 February 28, 2011
Get the Squiging mug.The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.
by bobharryguacamoel November 1, 2019
Get the Stop Squirting September mug.When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.
Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking
by Peach pleasure March 22, 2019
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