Squier

Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.

Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.

by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005

Squish bug

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap

I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.

by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015

chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squine Lord

1: The worst definition of squine.

2: An awful excuse for any living creature.

The squine lord Kobe Bryant was unworthy of his allstar MVP.

by Will Rowen February 19, 2007

Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

Squice

( pronounced squeece)
1. A word with no definite meaning. It can be substituted in place of any noun, adjective, or verb. Most commonly used in a insulting manner, i.e. light profanity.

2. (noun) A shrill screech, usually accompanied by a juicy squish, that is emitted by a wounded hamster just before being liquefied in a blender.

1: (noun) - "Go drown yourself in a bucket of squice!"
(adj) - "I made this lovely dessert for you, consisting of vanilla ice cream and freshly-cut squice berries."
(verb) - "I squiced your girlfriend last night, and DAMN, she's a screamer."

2: "The sound that guy made when I ran him over with my car resembled the squice of a dying hamster."

by ExplodingHamster April 30, 2010