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squirly

Meaning 'All over the place'.

Combines squishy, and whirly to describe a lack of control or a vaguely spinning motion. Often used to describe 'out of control' and unpredictable motion. Thus can be applied to the feeling of being drunk, or the feeling when a motorbike doesn't feel quite right and could lose control at any time.
Pit Crew: It's starting to rain
Shumacher: The car is feeling a little squirly, I am coming in for some wets.
Pit Crew: Roger that.
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 10, 2016
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Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
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Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers
I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles
by 13th Duke May 5, 2009
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squirmy

Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.
by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003
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Squirty Bottoms

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
by Dasspam November 8, 2009
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I'm all squirmy now

Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.

Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
I'm all squirmy now daddy!! Why did you tease me like that?
by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015
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squirty

kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!
by katty e November 3, 2008
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