squirly eyed

Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual.

Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed....

by Harder69 March 8, 2008

squirmy wormy worthog

a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.

alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky

by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012

squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

squibby

A partially smoked cigarette usually found in ashtrays or on the floor.

roadkill: do you have a stougie?
jonny: no, i just smoked my last one. but look in the ashtray over there for a squibby.
roadkill: ight nigga thanx.

by akaroadkill April 5, 2010

Squirly Shit

Under cover, suspicious activity

There's some squirly shit goin on around here

by happy425 July 21, 2009

squirbit

It's the offspring of a squirrel and a rabbit

Those pesky squirbits ate all my carrots!

by Geniva jones November 8, 2013

Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021