junkie squint

The feeling one has when under the influence of opiate painkillers, marijuana, or high carb foods such as Italian or Mexican.

Barry did one too many bong hits before lunch, resulting in an extra basket of chips after he had finished his Enchilada sampler platter which only made his junkie squint even more intense.

by Halliburton Inesteen July 17, 2009

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.

Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

by LastResponder January 5, 2012

Squint

Squint is a term used to describe a persons level of attractiveness.

Squint is a level above 'quiche' (so hot you want to fuck them).

Thus, squint refers to someone being so hot you can't even fuck them, all you can do is stare (squint) at their beauty.

Squint is 11/10- it is the ultimate level of hotness.

"Omg Christina is looking so squint tonight"

"Hey Loz, don't you reckon Beyonce is just so squint?!"

by squintastic fanatic November 10, 2013

squint

a derogative name for chinese and japanese, usually used in anger in traffic or discussion

"get off the road u fuckin squint"
"fuck you squint go home"

by dogeatdog April 10, 2005

See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008

squint dick

A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.

GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!

GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!

by Indy K August 5, 2010

Squint

To Masterbate

Can be used as an insult.

Harry:"yo Tom just checked out your sisters facebook pics, might have a squint"

Tom:"Thats foul, watch some porn or something"

Harry:"Mate too late, i just squinted everywhere!"

Matt:" Piss of you faggot"

Jacko:" I didn't do anything, whats wrong?"

Matt:" sorry im just really stressed"

Jacko: "Have a squint"

Davey:"your hair looks shit"

Alex: "fuck of you little squint"

by Harrykent Jackdogga November 3, 2012