A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
by dan and adam June 03, 2007
by Hronk June 23, 2013
a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
by cocksponge squareballs September 23, 2003
A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
by Wheredidmyfekinlifego April 01, 2018
I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
by Jason5star January 01, 2011
when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
by Cabo4 June 17, 2009