Definitions by guacandsalsa

Zachary 

The chosen one. The boy who should be loved for who he is and just the way he is. Zachary thinks everyone hates him for not fitting into this cookie cutter mold of what society expects men to be like, but those who love him know that his quirks make him special. If you get the privilege of being his girl, don’t decline it. He will love you unconditionally and always have your back on your toughest days.

I’m going on a date with Zachary this weekend!!
- Omg have fun, he’s the best!!

Zachary by guacandsalsa November 5, 2019

Shawty 

A hot, short person
Usually female

1) Hey shawty, it’s yo birfday!
2)Somebody call 911. Shawty’s fire burning on the dance floor

Shawty by guacandsalsa June 4, 2018

Squidward 

The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet

He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick

Full time worker at the Krusty Crab

1) You feeling it now, Squidward?

Squidward by guacandsalsa June 4, 2018