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squeeker

(noun) high-pitched fart that almost sounds like it's asking a question. usually caused by stress or an attempt by the farter to stifle the fart. signifies a tight or clenched anus.
Did you hear that squeeker during the meeting? Yeah, sorry, that was me.
by Gippy September 7, 2005
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Squeebles

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.
"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."
by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017
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squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.
A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'
by jankooo December 13, 2010
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Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015
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squealer

A person who tells or calls the law (police) a lot
A snitch
Guy 1: I'm gonna squeal on ur ass if you don't get out of my house

Guy 2: Fuck u squealer
by Ghetto Literature November 3, 2015
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squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.
Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.
by Mathmagician February 8, 2008
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Squeeter syndrome

Unusually small penis
by 1people1world February 11, 2007
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